Jokes Of The Day

> > >
> " KAN
> PEI
> > > "
> > >
> > > Once there was a Chinese wedding
> > > dinner. The dinner occupied only
> > > half the restaurant. The other half was occupied
> > > by some
> > > American tourists.
> > >
> > >
> > > As the wedding Chinese couples hop from table to
> > >table to
> > > toast the guests, the cheers of " KAN PEI ..
> > >"
> > > (happy & joyous drinking) gets
> > > louder and louder.
> > >
> > >
> > > One American gets more and more irritated as the
> > > couple get
> > > closer to him. "
> > > KAN PEI ...!" " KAN .... PEI
> > > "....!!!" The cheers continued.
> > >
> > >
> > > Finally, the irritated American couldn't take
> > >it
> > > anymore. He stood up
> > >
> > > on his chair and shouted. "OK! OK! I
> > >HEAR YOU. IF
> > > YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR
> > >YOU...!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Indon, Bangla & Malaysian
>
> > >
> > >
> > > An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian
> > > Chinese are in
> > > a
> > > bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian
> > > finishes
> > >
> > > his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
> > > air,
> > > pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so
> > > cheap that
> > > we
> > > don't need to drink from the same one
> > > twice."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The Bangladeshi obviously impressed by this
> > > drinks
> > > his
> > > beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
> > > his gun
> > > and shoots the glass to pieces.
> > >
> > >
> > > He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to
> > > make the
> > >
> > > glasses that we don't need to drink out of
> > > the
> > > same
> > >
> > > glass twice either."
> > >
> > > The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his
> > > drink,
> > >
> > > throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
> > > and
> > > shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > He says "Nyamah! In KL we have so many Indon
> > > and Bangla that
> > > we don't need to drink with the same ones
> > > twice."